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Big Gay Person Lightweight Zip-Up Windbreaker
Big Gay Person Lightweight Zip-Up Windbreaker
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$58.00 USD
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From the front you're just a regular person.
From the back, you're letting the world - or at least Shia - know that you're a BIG. GAY. PERSON.
Light as a feather and water-resistant. (It will certainly repel the homophobes.)
• 100% polyester, 100% homophobe trollery.
• Interior water-resistant coating
• Waterproof pressure resistance: 600 mm
• Fabric weight: 2.5 oz/yd² (84.8 g/m²)
• Regular, comfortable fit
• Matte finish eyelets and zippers
• Rubber zipper pull tab
• Reversed zipper tape
• Three-panel hood with a fine mesh liner
• Scuba neck
• Self-fabric neck tape
• Welt pockets with mesh pocket bags
• Tightening toggle for the waistband
• Elastic cuffs
Important: This product is available only in the US, except for US territories such as Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands. (Boo. Hopefully this changes soon.)
From the back, you're letting the world - or at least Shia - know that you're a BIG. GAY. PERSON.
Light as a feather and water-resistant. (It will certainly repel the homophobes.)
• 100% polyester, 100% homophobe trollery.
• Interior water-resistant coating
• Waterproof pressure resistance: 600 mm
• Fabric weight: 2.5 oz/yd² (84.8 g/m²)
• Regular, comfortable fit
• Matte finish eyelets and zippers
• Rubber zipper pull tab
• Reversed zipper tape
• Three-panel hood with a fine mesh liner
• Scuba neck
• Self-fabric neck tape
• Welt pockets with mesh pocket bags
• Tightening toggle for the waistband
• Elastic cuffs
Important: This product is available only in the US, except for US territories such as Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands. (Boo. Hopefully this changes soon.)
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