{"product_id":"big-gay-person-lightweight-zip-up-windbreaker","title":"Big Gay Person Lightweight Zip-Up Windbreaker","description":"From the front you're just a regular person.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrom the back, you're letting the world - or at least Shia - know that you're a BIG. GAY. PERSON.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLight as a feather and water-resistant. (It will certainly repel the homophobes.)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester, 100% homophobe trollery.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Interior water-resistant coating\u003cbr\u003e\n• Waterproof pressure resistance: 600 mm\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 2.5 oz\/yd² (84.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Matte finish eyelets and zippers\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rubber zipper pull tab\u003cbr\u003e\n• Reversed zipper tape\u003cbr\u003e\n• Three-panel hood with a fine mesh liner\u003cbr\u003e\n• Scuba neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Self-fabric neck tape\u003cbr\u003e\n• Welt pockets with mesh pocket bags\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tightening toggle for the waistband\u003cbr\u003e\n• Elastic cuffs\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant: This product is available only in the US, except for US territories such as Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands. (Boo. Hopefully this changes soon.)","brand":"Nacy Warner Associates Merch Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":54058937254260,"sku":"8578158_15917","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54058937287028,"sku":"8578158_15918","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54058937319796,"sku":"8578158_15919","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54058937352564,"sku":"8578158_15920","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54058937385332,"sku":"8578158_15921","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058937418100,"sku":"8578158_15922","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058937450868,"sku":"8578158_15923","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ XS","offer_id":54058937483636,"sku":"8578158_15938","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ S","offer_id":54058937516404,"sku":"8578158_15939","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ M","offer_id":54058937549172,"sku":"8578158_15940","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ L","offer_id":54058937581940,"sku":"8578158_15941","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54058937614708,"sku":"8578158_15942","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058937647476,"sku":"8578158_15943","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058937680244,"sku":"8578158_15944","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XS","offer_id":54058937713012,"sku":"8578158_15959","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":54058937745780,"sku":"8578158_15960","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":54058937778548,"sku":"8578158_15961","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":54058937811316,"sku":"8578158_15962","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":54058937844084,"sku":"8578158_15963","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058937876852,"sku":"8578158_15964","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058937909620,"sku":"8578158_15965","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ XS","offer_id":54058937942388,"sku":"8578158_15945","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ S","offer_id":54058937975156,"sku":"8578158_15946","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ M","offer_id":54058938007924,"sku":"8578158_15947","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ L","offer_id":54058938040692,"sku":"8578158_15948","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ XL","offer_id":54058938073460,"sku":"8578158_15949","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058938106228,"sku":"8578158_15950","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Camo \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058938138996,"sku":"8578158_15951","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XS","offer_id":54058938171764,"sku":"8578158_15952","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":54058938204532,"sku":"8578158_15953","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":54058938237300,"sku":"8578158_15954","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":54058938270068,"sku":"8578158_15955","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":54058938302836,"sku":"8578158_15956","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058938335604,"sku":"8578158_15957","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058938368372,"sku":"8578158_15958","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ XS","offer_id":54058938401140,"sku":"8578158_15924","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ S","offer_id":54058938433908,"sku":"8578158_15925","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ M","offer_id":54058938466676,"sku":"8578158_15926","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ L","offer_id":54058938499444,"sku":"8578158_15927","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ XL","offer_id":54058938532212,"sku":"8578158_15928","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ 2XL","offer_id":54058938564980,"sku":"8578158_15929","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Camo \/ 3XL","offer_id":54058938597748,"sku":"8578158_15930","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/3490\/1108\/files\/unisex-lightweight-zip-up-windbreaker-black-back-69ac559760118.jpg?v=1772901810","url":"https:\/\/nacywarnermerch.myshopify.com\/products\/big-gay-person-lightweight-zip-up-windbreaker","provider":"Nacy Warner Associates Merch Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}